Blog December Post 17 and a half - A champagne coated man

In a previous post about Secret Santa, I mentioned an excellent gift I received last year.

Here is the re-written Dr Suess book that I got from Secret Santa.  Warning it is rather long and I don't wish to cause any offence!

A Champagne Coated May by Secret Santa

I am Sharon

I am Sharon

Sharon I am

That Sharon-I-am

That Sharon-I-am!

I do so like

that Sharon-I-am

Do you like

a champagne coated man

I do not like them,

Sharon-I-am.

I do not like

a champagne coated man.

Would you like them

Here or there?

I would not like them

here or there.

I would not like them

anywhere.

I do not like

a champagne coated man.

I do not like them,

Sharon-I-am

Would you like them

in a house?

Would you like them

with your spouse?

I do not like them

in a house.

I do not like them

with my spouse.

I do not like them

here or there.

I do not like them

anywhere.

I do not like a champagne coated man.

I do not like them, Sharon-I-am.

Would you try them

in the pool?

Would you try them

on a mule?

Not in the pool.

Not on a mule.

Not in a house.

Not with my spouse.

I would not try them here or there.

I would not try them anywhere.'

I would not try a champagne coated man.

I do not like them, Sharon-I-am.

Would you? Could you?

In a car?

Taste them! Taste them!

Here they are.

I would not,

could not,

in a car

You may like them.

You will see.

You may like them

in a tree?

I would not, could not in a tree.

Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like him in a pool.

I do not like him on a mule.

I do not like him in a house.

I do not like him with my spouse.

I do not like him here or there.

I do not like him anywhere.

I do not like a champagne coated man.

I do not like him, Sharon-I-am.

A train! A train!

A train! A train!

Could you, would you

on a train?

Not on a train!  Not in a tree!

Not in a car! Sharon! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a pool.

I could not, would not, on a mule.

I will not try him with my spouse.

I will not try him in a house.

I will not try him here or there.

I will not try him anywhere.

I do not like him, Sharon-I-am.

Say!

In the dark?

Here in the dark!

Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,

in the dark.

Would you, could you

in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.

Not in the dark.  Not on a train.

Not in the car, not in a tree.

I do not like him, Sharon, you see.

Not in a house. Not in a pool.

Not with my spouse. Not on a mule.

I will not try them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like

a champagne coated man?

I do not

like them,

Sharon-I-am.

Could you, would you,

in a stable?

I would not,

could not,

in a stable!

Would you, could you

on a table?

I could not, would not, on a table.

I will not, will not, in a stable.

I will not try him in the rain.

I will not try him on a train.

Not in the dark! Not in a tree!

Not in a car!  You let me be!

I do not like him in a pool.

I do not like him on a mule.

I will not try him in a house.

I will not try him with my spouse.

I do not like him here or there.

I do not like him ANYWHERE!

I do not like

a champagne

coated man!

I do not like them,

Sharon-I-am.

You do not like them.

SO you say.

Try them!  Try them!

And you may.

Try them and you may I say.

Sharon!

If you will let me be,

I will try them.

You will see.

Say!

I like a champagne coated man!

I do!! I like them, Sharon-I-am!

And I would try him on a table!

And I would try him in a stable..

And I will try him in the rain.

And in the dark.  And on a train.

And in a car.  And in a tree.

They are so good so good you see!

So I will try him in a pool.

And I will try him on a mule.

And I will try him in a house.

Maybe not with my spouse!!

And I will try him here and there.

Say!  I will try him almost ANYWHERE!

I do so like

a champagne coated man!

Thank you!

Thank you,

Sharon-I-am.